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Oh, you got a baby brother for Christmas? That’s too bad. I got this amazing coat plus everything on my wishlist at Chanel. My parents got it right the first time. That’s all.

Oh, you got a baby brother for Christmas? That’s too bad. I got this amazing coat plus everything on my wishlist at Chanel. My parents got it right the first time. That’s all.

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Merry Christmas ya filthy animals… and a Happy New Year! Now, get away from me.

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals… and a Happy New Year! Now, get away from me.

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My reaction to people wearing crop tops in the year 2012… aimirite?

My reaction to people wearing crop tops in the year 2012… aimirite?

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You can go hard or you can wear Gymboree 

You can go hard or you can wear Gymboree 

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Wake up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy

Wake up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy

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When I think about the hell that Penelope Scotland Disick wakes up to every single day, it is then that I realize how truly blessed I am to not be a Kardashian. 

When I think about the hell that Penelope Scotland Disick wakes up to every single day, it is then that I realize how truly blessed I am to not be a Kardashian. 

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I really hope The Sartorialist doesn’t snap a picture of me holding hands with a woman wearing stripper boots. I am better than this.

I really hope The Sartorialist doesn’t snap a picture of me holding hands with a woman wearing stripper boots. I am better than this.

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Are my feelings about Justin Bieber written all over my face or something? I don’t get my generation.

Are my feelings about Justin Bieber written all over my face or something? I don’t get my generation.

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Come on you guys… we all know Karl Lagerfeld wears those gloves to hide his wrinkly gross hands. As if Coco Chanel herself would EVER be seen wearing fingerless gloves. 

Come on you guys… we all know Karl Lagerfeld wears those gloves to hide his wrinkly gross hands. As if Coco Chanel herself would EVER be seen wearing fingerless gloves. 

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Girl, I been shaking, sticking and moving tryna to get you and that Louis… tryna get to youuu and that Louis.

Girl, I been shaking, sticking and moving tryna to get you and that Louis… tryna get to youuu and that Louis.